Dating ads for seniors

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Member Since: February 2007 Posts: 73,136 Send Message	AnnCardiff	Report	4 May 2014 16:05
	Florida is God’s waiting room!!! DATING ADS FOR SENIORS FOUND IN FLORIDA NEWSPAPER. Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper. You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper. (Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?) FOXY LADY : Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'), Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus. ---------------------------------------------------- LONG-TERM COMMITMENT : Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem. ---------------------------------------------------- SERENITY NOW : I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times. ---------------------------------------------------- WINNING SMILE : Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy. ---------------------------------------------------- BEATLES OR STONES ? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes. ---------------------------------------------------- MEMORIES : I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together. ---------------------------------------------------- My favorite… MINT CONDITION : Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well. Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
	Researching: Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me
Member Since: November 2010 Posts: 72,449 Send Message	Mersey	Report	4 May 2014 16:08
	:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: #Be Kind
Member Since: August 2012 Posts: 7,081 Send Message	OneFootInTheGrave	Report	4 May 2014 16:12
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	Researching: I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"
Member Since: December 2003 Posts: 3,677 Send Message	Tenerife Sun	Report	4 May 2014 17:30
	....and long may they continue.... :-D
	Researching: Matthew and Jane Elwood who had my great great grandfather Francis Edward Elwood baptised in 1807 at Horsham Sussex. There is no sign of Matthew or Jane from this date and my great great grandfather was brought up as Francis Edward Elwood MITCHELL
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 31,288 Send Message	PricklyHolly	Report	4 May 2014 17:37
	Love it!! God bless Florida! :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: "If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))
Member Since: November 2011 Posts: 3,256 Send Message	Graham	Report	4 May 2014 18:09
	I see the travel agents are closed on Sundays. I'll have to pop back in the morning ;-) :-D
Member Since: June 2007 Posts: 31,288 Send Message	PricklyHolly	Report	4 May 2014 18:21
	It's bank holiday Graham so you better make it Chewsday! ;-) :-D
	Researching: "If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))
Member Since: January 2012 Posts: 12,435 Send Message	GinN	Report	4 May 2014 19:34
	Oh, excellent, Ann! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: My Geordie and East Anglian ancestors.
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 3,885 Send Message	PollyinBrum	Report	4 May 2014 20:06
Member Since: July 2008 Posts: 3,885 Send Message	:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D. Brilliant
Member Since: April 2003 Posts: 63,114 Send Message	AnninGlos	Report	4 May 2014 20:20
	Love it, just red them out to oH so we re in hysterics now. Loved the i can usually remember......... :-D :-D :-D
	Researching: Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

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