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Biology.....Oooeeeeerrrr.........

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 13 May 2014 19:09

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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.



Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"



The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said,"The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."



Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

One, you have a dirty mind, Two, you didn't read your homework, and Three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed!


Mersey

Mersey Report 13 May 2014 19:16

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 13 May 2014 19:20

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Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 13 May 2014 19:21

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Solrosen

Solrosen Report 13 May 2014 19:30

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Fly

Fly Report 13 May 2014 19:38

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Florence61

Florence61 Report 13 May 2014 19:45

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Researching:
house/hampshire prophet/cheshire skinner/kent

KittytheLearnerCook

KittytheLearnerCook Report 13 May 2014 19:57

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Researching:
Brockhurst Newman Pelham Parsons West Sussex Birth information for Thomas Parsons born in Cork 1818 mother Mary father ?Charles

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 13 May 2014 20:02

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Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 13 May 2014 22:07

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Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 14 May 2014 08:38

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Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"