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THE AIRLINE CAPTAIN

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Solrosen

Solrosen Report 21 May 2014 17:00

:-D :-D :-D

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 21 May 2014 15:53

I will let you get RR'd Bob ;-) ;-) ;-)

GP

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 21 May 2014 12:43

or should I have said.........
De- briefed?

;-)

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 21 May 2014 10:27

Completely agree with you Bob. :-D :-D :-D ;-)

GP

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 20 May 2014 20:58

Quite understandable, methinks, the captain had fallen down on the job and not briefed her sufficiently ;-)

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

Mersey

Mersey Report 20 May 2014 20:32

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

GinN

GinN Report 20 May 2014 20:31

:-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Researching:
My Geordie and East Anglian ancestors.

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 20 May 2014 19:48

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 20 May 2014 19:38

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty naive new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city.
Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed that the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her, wondering what had happened to her.

She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

GP