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How was he breaching the peace?

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LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 2 Jun 2014 16:11

This gives a whole new meaning to the Scottish expression

"On Yer Bike Jimmy"

:-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 2 Jun 2014 15:58

Nobody seemed to be as keen to check-out the demon Jimmy Savile's quarters.

Island

Island Report 2 Jun 2014 15:52

I'd like to see a drawing :-D

KittytheLearnerCook

KittytheLearnerCook Report 2 Jun 2014 15:28

Did it make a formal complaint against him??

Graham

Graham Report 2 Jun 2014 15:26

How old was the bike? :-S

KittytheLearnerCook

KittytheLearnerCook Report 2 Jun 2014 15:24

I think th cleaners have breached his errrrrrrr......................peace ;-)

Each to their own and how awful for him to have his name all over the internet, plus why on earth is he on the sex offenders register??? :-S :-S

Dermot

Dermot Report 2 Jun 2014 15:19

Boris will do anything to advertise 'Boris Bikes'.

Graham

Graham Report 2 Jun 2014 15:16

Perhaps he should have oiled the bike first. It was probably all that squeeking that was disturbing the peace. ;-)

Sharron

Sharron Report 2 Jun 2014 13:48

Whatever he was doing didn't warrant having his name all over the news.

He was doing it in private to is own bicycle.

If that was the worst I had done when I was drunk I would not be too ashamed!

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 2 Jun 2014 13:36

He was all geared up, probably with a safety helmet, just getting ready to spin his wheels then kerrump! He fell off his trusty Raleigh (other models are available).

The poor bloke wasn't abusing anyone for goodness sake!

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 2 Jun 2014 13:25

So it was not a ladies bicycle!!

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 2 Jun 2014 13:23

There's no wheel basis to the accusation.

Sharron

Sharron Report 2 Jun 2014 13:17

He was of course a derailliered three-speedophile!

Merlin

Merlin Report 2 Jun 2014 13:14

It could have been a Tandem. :-D :-D :-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 2 Jun 2014 13:13

I would say something iffy if somebody burst in on me when I was doing something I had taken all possible precautions to keep private!

I bet his computer is full of images of bicycles too!

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 2 Jun 2014 13:11

oh gawd :-(

I've got a song in my head now..........

"I rode my bicycle past your window last night........"

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 2 Jun 2014 13:10

Was it the town bike?

Waits for RR :-D

Merlin

Merlin Report 2 Jun 2014 12:53

Perhaps he should have kept his Breaches on. :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 2 Jun 2014 12:49

Ah but he was supposedly drunk, he might have said something, iffy.......
or maybe the "bike" had a headache..........


Bob

Sharron

Sharron Report 2 Jun 2014 12:19

There is a story on the BBC site about a man in Scotland who was put on probation for simulating sex with his bicycle.

He lived in a hostel and had the bicycle in his bedroom which was locked when the cleaners wanted to get in. They knocked twice and were unable to gain entry so went to get a master key which enabled them to do so.

It was then that they saw this gentleman about his bizarre act of pleasure.

He was in his own locked room, alone with his bicycle and had taken all precautions to avoid being disturbed. It took extraordinary measures to reach him.

Whose peace was he disturbing?

I don't suppose he would have taken long about his pursuits. They could have come back a little later. I t was not as if he was flaunting his private desires, in fact he was being very discreet.