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JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 7 Jun 2014 01:34

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 7 Jun 2014 00:07

Spill it, Wend!!

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 6 Jun 2014 23:57

well?

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

Wend

Wend Report 6 Jun 2014 23:48

That's so funny :-D :-D :-D

I was banned from the Zetland Arms in South Kensington nearly 50 years ago - can't for the life of me remember why ;-) Don't think it was anything to do with dog food.

I wonder if it's safe to go back yet :-D

Edit - I lied, I can remember why :-D :-D :-D

Researching:

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 6 Jun 2014 23:38

Personally, I think whatever you eat is your own business! :-D

I'm a southerner, but love tripe (a luxury nowadays as no-one down here sells it). If I dare mention a lusting for it, in 'refined' company, people edge away from me........

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 6 Jun 2014 22:30

Dunno about being banned, I reckon you should've been chained up, in the car park........with a bag of My Dog nuggets tied around your neck!!

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

~`*`Jude`*`~

~`*`Jude`*`~ Report 6 Jun 2014 21:01

You are joking are'nt you...??...l mean did you really tell this poor lady that awful porky and she and Tesco's believed you??

jude :-D :-D

Researching:
Ukraine...

Susan10146857

Susan10146857 Report 6 Jun 2014 20:59

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Newby

Newby Report 6 Jun 2014 20:43

OMG ...I just love you our Mildred..
came on here for a quick recky ...this is PRICELESS
XXXXX

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 6 Jun 2014 20:35

Very good.......... :-D :-D :-D :-D


Looks like the mature friends are all looking Mildred..... :-)

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 6 Jun 2014 20:16

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 6 Jun 2014 20:10

Tesco - if you crack a smile you pay for it :-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 6 Jun 2014 20:09

that's so funny ;-) ;-)

Stray goes mad with me for pretending to be deaf
and making the assistants shout very load :-D :-D

daft maybe but makes me smile

Researching:
The birth of Middlesbrough

Mersey

Mersey Report 6 Jun 2014 19:56

:-0 :-0 :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 6 Jun 2014 19:55

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 6 Jun 2014 19:47

I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM TESCO!!!............ Yesterday I was at my local Tesco store buying a large bag of My Dog dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Dog Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 10 kilograms before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pockets with My Dog nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's backside and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. I'm now banned from Tesco. Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the world to think of daft things to say. Forward this now, (especially) to all your mature friends...... it will be their laugh for the day. lmao :-D

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