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I don't get it. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

GP

OMG - Vaseline as well :-D :-D

Blimey you're sailing close to the wind, how long will this last?

Blooming funny though!

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I might have to report that :-0 :-0

- for calling a young woman a 'chick' :-0 Very 60s sexist piglet. Disaghasting!


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Barb........pmsl :-D :-D :-D

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Pass the cruet please :-D :-D :-D :-D

stop shuddering, Barb :-0 :-D :-D :-D

Hands Auntie Barb some vaseline :-0 :-D :-D

brill; - done a c & p job on it!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D

Atishoo !!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Ive heard this before but deserves some :-D :-D :-D :-D

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A man and a girl were sitting beside each other in the first-class section of an airplane. The young woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the girl sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more... Assuming that the girl might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the girl sneezed yet again. As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than the times before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the chick and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose, then shuddered violently. Are you OK?" "I am sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, more than a little bit embarrassed, was still curious. "I have never heard of that condition before," he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

The girl once again nodded,,,, "Pepper."




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