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Dorothy and Edna

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JustJohn

JustJohn Report 15 Jun 2014 07:46

:-D :-D :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 15 Jun 2014 07:19

AnnCardiff & Bobtanian - brilliant :-D :-D :-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 15 Jun 2014 00:06

ooooooooer!

That'll make your toes curl

:-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 14 Jun 2014 23:32

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 14 Jun 2014 22:49

George was talking to Harold about his date with Dorothy........you know he says I wish I was a bit more gentle with her I couldn't believe she was still a virgin!!

Dorothy was telling Edna about her date......with George.........
you weren't kidding, she says talk about randy.............if I'd realised , I would've taken my tights off first ;-)

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 14 Jun 2014 21:28

:-D :-D :-D :-D........very good Ann.

Nolls from Harrogate

Nolls from Harrogate Report 14 Jun 2014 21:28

:-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 14 Jun 2014 21:25

:-D :-D :-D :-D Its the way you tell em Ann

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 14 Jun 2014 21:18

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking:

Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs. And what's there; a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner; a marvelous dinner, lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.

Then we go see a show. Let me tell you Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me three times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go?"

Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."