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time for another airing methinks -

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 14 Jun 2014 23:37

The perfect guy..................................................................


A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said,...........

"Perfect timing. You're just like Brian"

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Brian . He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian , every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Brian . He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian , he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian ..."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie:.............. "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his Widow."

Mersey

Mersey Report 14 Jun 2014 23:43

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 15 Jun 2014 07:21

Old one but still makes me laugh :-D :-D :-D

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 15 Jun 2014 08:36

Well worth an airing. Nice one :-D :-D