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THE CHEMIST SHOP ( READ IT QUICK )

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GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 17 Jun 2014 17:09



A young girl started work in the village chemist shop.
She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.
The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own.
She had to confide in him her worries about selling the contraceptives.

"Look," he said. "My regular customers don't ask for condoms, they'll ask for a 310 [small] a 320[medium] or a 330[large].
The word condom wont even be used.

The first day was fine but on the second day a huge guy came in to the shop, and said "350".

The girl panicked.
She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of her predicament.

"Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his legs" her boss told her.

She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between his legs. "Yes " she said "He's got one hanging there"!

The boss said "Go back in and give him £3-50......................
He's the Window cleaner!"

GP :-D :-D ;-)

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 17 Jun 2014 17:14

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

GinN

GinN Report 17 Jun 2014 17:17

Norty! :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

Researching:
My Geordie and East Anglian ancestors.

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 17 Jun 2014 17:22

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

Samantha

Samantha Report 17 Jun 2014 17:30

:-D :-D :-D

Fly

Fly Report 17 Jun 2014 17:46

:-D :-D :-D ;-)

Mersey

Mersey Report 17 Jun 2014 17:51

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D Titters

Researching:
#Be Kind

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 17 Jun 2014 18:13

:-D :-D :-D

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 17 Jun 2014 18:14

I had a 650, Oh sorry no that was my motor bike ;-)

Researching:
Moribus facit homo,

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 17 Jun 2014 18:15

:-D :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 17 Jun 2014 19:06

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 17 Jun 2014 20:28

I had a 350...........................Ariel,

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

Sylvia

Sylvia Report 17 Jun 2014 23:00

:-) :-) :-)

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 18 Jun 2014 07:58

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"