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The Wooden Ball.

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 18 Jun 2014 19:36

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut,
But he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age....

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf
and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years.

But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.


The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does....."


:-S.... :-S

Mersey

Mersey Report 18 Jun 2014 19:43

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Researching:
#Be Kind

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 18 Jun 2014 20:17

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Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 18 Jun 2014 20:35

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Researching:

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 18 Jun 2014 22:24

Oh Dear,

not the recycled wooden ball again!!

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 19 Jun 2014 07:57

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Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

Jeniwren

Jeniwren Report 19 Jun 2014 09:26

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Thank you Mr Magoo.
Morning everyone, have a good day xx
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Researching:
Owen/Owens Wilcox, Needham. Derbyshire, Lancs, Cheshre

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 19 Jun 2014 09:32

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