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A very short bedtime tale.

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LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 24 Jun 2014 07:14

The seven dwarves were all in the jacuzzi.

After a while they started feeling sleepy.

He got fed up and went home.

:-0

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 23 Jun 2014 00:11

eeh norty :-0 ....I do like Joe though lol

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 23 Jun 2014 00:00

Here`s a new one just for you Mau... :-)


"My computer got the Joe Hart Virus yesterday. Now it cant save anything" .

Edited:
Not so "Head and shoulders above everyone" now is he . :-)


Btw... They are thinking of omitting the red cross from the England flag. :-D

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 22 Jun 2014 23:56

The old ones are the best ;-) :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 22 Jun 2014 23:15

With opologies to Walt Disney.... :-)

One day in Bavaria, the seven dwarfs went off to work in the Diamond mine as they often do, while Snow White stayed at home as usual to cook their lunch. However, when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.
Tearfully, Snow White shouted down the mine shaft: ‘Hello – is anyone there. Can you hear me, Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Happy, Grumpy or Sneezy?’ (She knew it would be no good calling Sleepy.)
Then a voice floated up from the bowels of the mine: ‘England will win the 2014 World Cup’. ‘ Thank God!’ said Snow White, ‘at least Dopey’s still alive!’