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apologies to blondes - I was blonde once!!

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 25 Jun 2014 10:14

try being blonde with a 32JJ - nightmare!!! :-D

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 25 Jun 2014 09:40

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D BRILLIANT

I'm a blonde who talks a load of .. BULL sometimes too Ann ;-) :-D :-D :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 25 Jun 2014 07:35

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 24 Jun 2014 21:31

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 24 Jun 2014 20:32

:-D :-D :-D :-D

ZZzzz

ZZzzz Report 24 Jun 2014 20:29

Made me smile, thanks Ann.

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 24 Jun 2014 18:54

:-D :-D :-D

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 24 Jun 2014 17:44

:-D :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 24 Jun 2014 17:44

:-D :-D :-D

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 24 Jun 2014 17:40

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Graham

Graham Report 24 Jun 2014 17:19

:-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 24 Jun 2014 17:14

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble...
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull and decides she wants to buy it.
The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch and I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big.
She'll read it very slowly............'com-for-da-bul.'