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Could someone kindly give me a few jokes to tell in the interval of our Bingo session on Wednesday. Our regular bloke is off sick for 6 weeks. We need about three per evening, nothing too smutty but don't mind a bit or innuendos.
Many thanks
Phyll

Try - in the Quizzes and Games section - the collection under "Has the Joke Thread been zapped again"

Thanks for that Elizabeth, will have a look

Quite a selection to choose from here.

http://www.greatcleanjokes.com/

Thanks Andysmum

My wife told me today she wants a divorce......says I think more about football than I do of her......I can't understand it......23 seasons I've been with her...

A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.

Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him, “Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys."

The redneck said, "I'm not surprised. I have a penis the size of a chimney."

The nurse replied, "You might want to consider getting it cleaned. They’re all black."



3 words that should not appear in the same sentence. American, Military, and Intelligence.

One day a young woman had just started playing her round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'
'I was stung by a bee', she said.
'Where?', he asked.
'Between the first and second hole', she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said........
'Then your feet were too far apart.'

:-D :-D :-D :-D
Thanks a lot