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nuffin to do with the above,



Ever notice how a 4-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adult voices?
Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning
As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Kerry, apparently scared by the loud storm.


I resigned myself to sleep in the guest bedroom that night.
The next day, I talked to the children and explained that it was O.K. To sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night.

They said OK.

After my next trip several weeks later, Kerry and the children picked me up in the terminal at the appointed time.

Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to wait for my plane's arrival, along with hundreds of other folks waiting for their arriving passengers.

As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running shouting,
"Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!"

As I waved back, I said loudly, "What's the good news?"
Alex shouted,




"Nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!"
The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was.
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An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told
this story about her then 4-year-old daughter On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began
playing with it.

"Be still, my heart," thought my friend, "my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!"

Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"


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A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter."
Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."


The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"

She replied, "I thought I was, but Mother says I'm not."



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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied,


"Because people are sleeping.

Nice one`s Tawny, :-)

I can foresee some one changing their board name to the second one.
ie... Gra12"ve

:-D :-D

Hiya Scozz,
When I saw this I firstly made out the 4 apparent circles in the right hand column too, but after scrutinising the image for a little longer it appears the circles appear in the same place in all four columns.
I suppose technically, there are no circles at all, and so its just an illusion. :-S

:-D

I can't see any circles :-S

Grabs the cream and runs away from Prickles >>>>>>>>>>>>>> :-0 :-0 :-0

Anyone want to try

KKJustKK or Gra12"ve

oooer

if I look at the middle I see squares

if I look at the right-hand column I see 4 circles

If I look at the left-hand column I see 4 circles

No circles in the middle two columns

Yes, I'm wearing my specs :-(

Horrible thought........ has this anything to do with the little cataract in my left eye?

:-( :-( :-( :-(

What happened to the.......kkjustkk or Gra12've....... post?

I didn't reply to it because i didn't know what it meant.

I wish I 'adna opened the fred now! *shudders* :-0

On closer inspection, i think it's a thorn between two cheeks!! :-0

Get yer tweezers out Dottie.........i gorra go out on slug patrol.

:-D :-D

16 but I'll pass on the cream thanks :-)

Bend over Wend.......this shouldn't take long.

:-D :-D

well i was crossed eyed,slant eyed and piggy eyed and all I saw was blinky squares,,,,,,


Does that mean my brian is normal..... ;-)or both my sides are on even keel...... :-D :-D :-D :-D

Well done Prickles! you win the prize...
It`s of a tube of hydrocortisone cream, and you have to nip round to Wend`s, and smear it on the insect bite she has in the nether regions. :-D :-D :-D

Do I get a coconut or sumfink?

A goldfish will do.

:-D :-S :-D

Thats what you get for being soooo clever Prickles ;-) ;-)

I've gawn all cross eyed now!

:-S :-S :-S

like one o them pictures you stare into, and see summat entirely different!

I knew that really ;-)

yep 16

16 ?