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Paddy says to Mick

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 27 Jul 2014 10:19

"I found this pen, is it yours?"

Mick replies, "Don't know, give it here." He then tries it and says, "Yes it is."

Paddy asks, "How do you know?"

Mick replies, "That's my handwriting."

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 27 Jul 2014 10:29

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 27 Jul 2014 10:36

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 27 Jul 2014 10:36

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Wend

Wend Report 27 Jul 2014 10:52

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 27 Jul 2014 11:01

hahaha... love it :-D

GinN

GinN Report 27 Jul 2014 11:21

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D -and it's clean! ;-)

Researching:
My Geordie and East Anglian ancestors.

Mersey

Mersey Report 27 Jul 2014 11:22

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 27 Jul 2014 11:34

ooooh

A Mr M joke that (probably?) won't be RR'd

:-D

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 27 Jul 2014 11:56

Brilliant. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

GP

RolloTheRed

RolloTheRed Report 27 Jul 2014 12:01

change the names to Christopher and Graham.
Still funny ?
Thought not.

Researching:
The Man In the High Castle

Dermot

Dermot Report 28 Jul 2014 18:41

Not bad - begorrah!

Sean & Pat in the pub. Sean asked Pat: "Was it you or your twin brother who drowned at sea?"

Replied Pat after a pause - "I suppose it must have been my brother because I was never at sea".

RolloTheRed

RolloTheRed Report 28 Jul 2014 18:59


Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man.
One guy said he was going to piss him off. He walked over
to the Irish man and tapped him on the shoulder, "Hey, I
hear your St. Patrick was a sissy."
"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."
Puzzled the English man walked back to his buddies.
"I told him St. Patrick was a sissy and he didn't care!"
"You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn."
The second English man walked over and tapped the Irish
man on the shoulder.
"I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!"
"Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank you."
Shocked beyond belief, the English man went back to his
buddies. "You're right, he is unshakable!"
The third English man said, "No, no, no, I will really
piss him off, you just watch."
The English man walked over to the Irish man, tapped him
on the shoulder and aid, "I hear your St. Patrick was an
English man!"
"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."

Researching:
The Man In the High Castle

Rambling

Rambling Report 28 Jul 2014 19:05

Rollo, I heard another version of that some years ago, but with slightly more 'punch', it is one I remember when a 'thick mick or paddy' joke pops up ;-)

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