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Girl's night Out

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OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 29 Jul 2014 07:23

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Sylvia

Sylvia Report 28 Jul 2014 23:49

Brilliant cant stop laughing :-D :-D :-D :-D

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 28 Jul 2014 20:36

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 28 Jul 2014 20:20

:-D :-D :-D

Graham

Graham Report 28 Jul 2014 19:55

:-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 28 Jul 2014 19:21


The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be
home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3
times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight”. He didn't seem p*ssed off at all.

Phew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh*t!",

Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and f*rted."