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How Many Kids Should You Have?

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Graham

Graham Report 31 Jul 2014 13:15

I was told to get a cat :-D :-D :-D

http://www.quizony.com/how-many-children-should-you-have/result.html

"You should have
A Cat
Trust us. You should not reproduce. You may be a perfectly fine human being but you are not equipped to deal with children, at least, not at this time. And perhaps never. Suggested methods of birth control: total abstinence, vasectomy, or tubal ligation. To be safe, consider all three."

:-D :-D :-D

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 31 Jul 2014 13:31

I wasn't asked any questions but I have to get a cat too :-S

Nolls from Harrogate

Nolls from Harrogate Report 31 Jul 2014 13:45

I should have 4 but I had 6 so went wrong somewhere

Island

Island Report 31 Jul 2014 13:48

15! :-0 :-S :-0

I wasn't asked any questions either Barb :-S Good job really 'cos I wouldn't have time to answer them :-0 :-0

:-D

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 31 Jul 2014 13:59

I tried it again and I'm an Emerald :-S :-S :-S :-S



ps, with 7 kids ....... omg

KittytheLearnerCook

KittytheLearnerCook Report 31 Jul 2014 14:31

11

"You’re fairly well-off". (I wish ) "You’ve got friends and family members you can count on. You seem both physically and mentally capable of handling a number of children. Good for you. Just make sure those nine middle children don’t feel neglected!"
:-0 :-0

We had 4, spread over 23 years......I wouldn't change a thing :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 31 Jul 2014 14:38

Not sure what to do - cats and I just don't get on :-D :-S

Nolls from Harrogate

Nolls from Harrogate Report 31 Jul 2014 16:00

Don't worry about the cats OFTG The cat will soon get you jumping through hoops they rule the home ! :-D

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 31 Jul 2014 16:17

Mine's a Cat,,,,, :-D


A Cat

Trust us. You should not reproduce. You may be a perfectly fine human being but you are not equipped to deal with children, at least, not at this time. And perhaps never. Suggested methods of birth control: total abstinence, vasectomy, or tubal ligation. To be safe, consider all three.

Graham

Graham Report 31 Jul 2014 16:29

I don't fancy the idea of total abstinence or a vasectomy. Is it possible for a man to have a tubal ligation? :-S It'll stop me getting pregnant if I could get that done. ;-) Does it hurt? :-S

Island

Island Report 31 Jul 2014 17:06

You're a man Graham - of course it'll hurt ;-) :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 31 Jul 2014 19:15

"Abstinence has not been tried & found wanting; it has often been found difficult & not tried!" (GK Chesterton).

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 31 Jul 2014 22:08

My answer - after getting rid of the 'Do you take Statins' question, followed by eleven, was a cat.
I've got 3 - have I over-reproduced?

No idea what I'm meant to do with the 2 children - probably just as well they've left home :-S

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 31 Jul 2014 22:26

it says i should have Fifteen
well i did have 6

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 1 Aug 2014 00:48

I googled, and found the quiz here: http://www.scarymommy.com/how-many-kids/


I was told I could manage two.

I didn't have any.

:-)

Sylvia

Sylvia Report 1 Aug 2014 00:49

How do I tell our 4 that we should have had a cat instead. Wonder if we can get a refund for them lol

Graham

Graham Report 1 Aug 2014 09:51

Good luck with trying to track down that stork Sylvia :-)

Dermot

Dermot Report 1 Aug 2014 10:13

If my parents didn't have any children, it's unlikely I'd have any either.

SuffolkVera

SuffolkVera Report 1 Aug 2014 11:48

Tried three times with a few hours between each try and didn't get asked a single question, but each time it told me I should have seven kids. All I can say is two felt like seven sometimes :-D