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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 31 Jul 2014 19:15

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning 'til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He plowed a lot.

One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again. Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.

At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.

This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.

The old farmer said, 'Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement.'
'And what about the men?' the minister asked.
'They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.'

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 31 Jul 2014 19:17

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 31 Jul 2014 19:34

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Mersey

Mersey Report 31 Jul 2014 19:36

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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 31 Jul 2014 19:43

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Fly

Fly Report 31 Jul 2014 19:44

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maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 31 Jul 2014 22:03

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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 1 Aug 2014 01:49

thought it was about the hillbilly that wanted "one o they dayvorces"

when asked does she nag, is she a nagger, he says no,
but the new baby is, that why ah wants a dayvorce..........

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 1 Aug 2014 07:16

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 1 Aug 2014 09:08

BOB! :-0

ChrisofWessex

ChrisofWessex Report 1 Aug 2014 15:33

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Leslie

Leslie Report 1 Aug 2014 19:03

A laugh a day keeps the Doctor away....More please..... :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D LES....