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Member Since: February 2009 Posts: 121,537 Send Message	Fly	Report	14 Aug 2014 19:40
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Member Since: December 2008 Posts: 17,005 Send Message	GeordiePride	Report	14 Aug 2014 19:29
	An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the cinema. When the usherette came by and noticed this, she whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man didn't budge. The usherette became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Once again, the old man just muttered and did nothing. The usherette marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment she returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old dishevelled man, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police. The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right sir what is your name?" "Fred," the old man moaned. "Where are you from, Fred?" asked the police officer. With a terrible grunt in his voice, and without moving, Fred replied...... "The balcony." GP