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To be 8 again

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AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 21 Aug 2014 17:06

To Be 8 Again!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she would like to have for her birthday.
"I'd like to be Eight again," she replied, still looking in the mirror ...
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World Theme Park. What a Day! He put her on every ride in the park!:

The Death Slide,
The Wall of Fear,
The Screaming Roller Coaster,
and, everything else there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling, and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal, with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie..... with popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed..... exhausted!

Her husband now leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her e_xpression suddenly changed.

"I meant My Dress Size, You Retard!!!!"

The Moral of the Story:
Even when a man is listening, he is still gonna get it wrong!

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

Mersey

Mersey Report 21 Aug 2014 19:16

:-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 21 Aug 2014 19:22

:-D :-D :-D :-D


Opppppsssss.............a norty word in there Ann.......... :-S

SueCar

SueCar Report 21 Aug 2014 19:34

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Pic: Montbretia. Researching Naylor, Halhead, Salt, Wright, King, Hayter, Garvey

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 21 Aug 2014 20:05

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Re-searching Barber and Marrow Wickhambrook Suffolk

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 21 Aug 2014 20:50

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

I have a feeling Ann has purchased a joke book :-D

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Sallie

Sallie Report 21 Aug 2014 20:58

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Seems that way Ann. :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 22 Aug 2014 08:47

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D keep them coming Ann :-)

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 22 Aug 2014 09:35

These were all from my Son in law. :-D

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

GinN

GinN Report 22 Aug 2014 10:44

Nice one! :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
My Geordie and East Anglian ancestors.

GeordiePride

GeordiePride Report 22 Aug 2014 10:46

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

GP

Mauatthecoast

Mauatthecoast Report 22 Aug 2014 13:15

:-D :-D

Think I'd settle for being 14 again Ann :-D xx

Researching:
In my own little world where everybody knows me... ..... best thing about happy memories is making them....

Tawny

Tawny Report 23 Aug 2014 23:24

:-D :-D

Researching:
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