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Joke what causes arthritis?

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TessAkaBridgetTheFidget

TessAkaBridgetTheFidget Report 8 Sep 2014 00:12

This is def. one to share! :-D :-D :-D

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 7 Sep 2014 22:22

Glad you enjoyed it, received from SiL. :-D

ChrisofWessex

ChrisofWessex Report 7 Sep 2014 17:40

That is lovely :-D :-D :-D :-D

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it Report 7 Sep 2014 14:29

Ooh I have arthritus can't remember though a life of wine men and song

I am a good girl I am !!! Lol

Mersey

Mersey Report 7 Sep 2014 13:59

:-D :-D :-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 7 Sep 2014 13:50

:-D :-D :-D

Sallie

Sallie Report 7 Sep 2014 13:50

Love it Ann. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 7 Sep 2014 13:35

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 7 Sep 2014 12:48

lolol :-D

BillinOz

BillinOz Report 7 Sep 2014 12:41

Good one Ann . :-D :-D :-D <3

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 7 Sep 2014 12:37












WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

A drunken man who smelled of
beer sat down in an underground train, next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his

torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"


The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes

and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned”, Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said,
nudged the man and apologized.

"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."



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