General Chat

Top tip - using the Genes Reunited community

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

  • The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
  • You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
  • And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
  • The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

Boards

Quick Search

Single word search

Tools

Findmypast DNA Banner

Icons

  • New posts
  • No new posts
  • Thread closed
  • Stickied, new posts
  • Stickied, no new posts

Another chuckle

Login to Add Reply Watch This
ProfilePosted byOptionsPost Date

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 8 Sep 2014 14:26




One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on.


So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.



When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of retirees are misbehaving and only 5% are not.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'



So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.


When the angel returned, she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% of retirees are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'

God was not pleased.



So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?















Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.


















This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active.

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 8 Sep 2014 14:28

Brilliant,,,,Neither dd I

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Rambling

Rambling Report 8 Sep 2014 14:45

LOL Ann, I like that :-D :-D :-D

Researching:

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 8 Sep 2014 14:49

:-D :-D :-D I wonder why I did not get one ;-)

Researching:
I am researching the Wotherspoon family from the Old/New Monkland areas of Scotland, some moved to the Leslie and Kelty areas of Fife and I'm having problems linking the Wotherspoon's from Leslie and the Wotherspoon's from Kelty. I am also researching the Clusker family from Co. Meath in Ireland who moved to West Lothian and from there to Fife............"Vita non est vivere sed valere vita est"

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 8 Sep 2014 14:51

I think I'm on God's "blocked" list

:-(

Dermot

Dermot Report 8 Sep 2014 14:52

Just proves the importance of advising everyone of changes to e-mail addresses. :-)

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 8 Sep 2014 14:52

I knew i would not be getting one of those emails ;-) ;-)

Researching:
The birth of Middlesbrough