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'Emma'

'Emma' Report 11 Sep 2014 14:06

cause the shells make such a mess and

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 11 Sep 2014 14:01

and don't ask anyone if they want crushed nuts :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 11 Sep 2014 12:41

Can I have a double cornet with extra sprinkles

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 11 Sep 2014 12:41

Pardon Dermot :-D :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 11 Sep 2014 12:39

:-S :-S

Dermot

Dermot Report 11 Sep 2014 12:27

Pistorius.

Come home with me now that you have been cleared of murder. But, be careful, said Alice because where I live is notorious for burglary & I don't want any unpleasantness emanating from my newly refurbished bathroom.

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 11 Sep 2014 11:26

looks up there he is the man she is looking for tool smart and good looking
hello mr

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 11 Sep 2014 11:00

Alice is hoping she can join the Duchess of Cambridge at antenatal classes, smiling as she climbs into the ice cream van she .............

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 11 Sep 2014 10:12

remembered she was pregnant - how long could she fit into the icecream van - perhaps she'd get morning sickness - and then she thought, I've never seen Mr Whippy at the palace - we might get prosecuted - perhaps we should

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 11 Sep 2014 10:10

taking up his offer of a job in one of his ice cream vans
and with her pretty face and welcome smile she would get a lot of customers
when out side Buckingham palace but

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 11 Sep 2014 09:59

help him drum up trade by

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Sep 2014 22:49

she offered to

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 10 Sep 2014 22:45

Then decided to take him up on his offer...with extra chocolate sauce. Of course she was unable to pay Bob and so ...

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Sep 2014 22:32

and then she saw that his white coat was his uniform - not for a psychiatric unit - but he sold icecream - he was Mr Whippy - and he asked he if she'd like a 99 with crushed nuts - she thought for a while and

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 10 Sep 2014 22:24

To a far better place. Bob moved slowly towards her

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 10 Sep 2014 22:15

but then alice see a man in a white coat and his name tag was bob
o dear what do i do now do i run or just stay here and let him take my away

Mersey

Mersey Report 10 Sep 2014 22:14

she was beginning to look abit like Worzel Gummidge with

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 10 Sep 2014 22:12

I'm not sure that her head is screwed on properly either

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 10 Sep 2014 22:10

wen just when you thought the show was over :-D

in her shoe and i think alice has her shoes on the wrong feet and walking round in circles

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Sep 2014 22:07

oh no, not a Tena - they are for Ladies Only for gawd's sake - I'll be needing one myself if this carries on :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

but this time Alice did not put the tenner in her bra =- look what occurred last time, instead she put it