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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 10 Sep 2014 22:03

OI! Miss,

you dropped a tena?..............

this seems to have a taste of de ja vu about it

like a certain longrunning soap did.........coming out of a shower...

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 10 Sep 2014 22:03

Well finished Shelly :-D :-D :-D :-D

Ooooops

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Sep 2014 22:02

but surely Dermot has Irish roots - will the baby look like a leprechaun? or will it have dancing feet and be a contender for River Dance? and, will he fess up and cough up for this child - or will he

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 10 Sep 2014 22:01

for a nice bag of chips and a saveloy
yes maybe ill still go so of alice trots down the chippy
but when she got there she look in her pocket for her money and fant she had nun
all sad and looking at the floor she see a ten pound note and pick it up and stuffed it down her bra
but the man behind her said


:-D :-D :-D :-D

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 10 Sep 2014 21:55

I had gone down the chip shop

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 10 Sep 2014 21:52

(This story seems to have taken a turn for the better)

Perhaps her child would be musical, gifted even. No that can't be right she had after all voted "yes"

"Oh dear" she sighed "I wish ....

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 10 Sep 2014 21:49

Alice is very pleased and 100% that Dermot is the father and no Jeremy Kyle style
show for her.

but what will Alice do now and will Dermot stand by his girl or do a runner

Dermot

Dermot Report 10 Sep 2014 21:43

or, worse still, Jethro Tull, the legendary blues rock guitarist during the previous millennium

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 10 Sep 2014 21:42

The man from the bread shop

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Sep 2014 21:38

Dermot was stunned because years back he had been spayed :-D - still, what was done was done and he'd have to step up to the plate Jeremy Kyle style - would this baby look like him or would it look like

Dermot

Dermot Report 10 Sep 2014 21:38

and himself loves the smell of freshly baked bread, still warm with butter & Devon clotted cream sandwiches

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 10 Sep 2014 21:35

but Dermot gave Alice a big hug and one thing leed to another and before Alice new it she had a bun in the oven

Dermot

Dermot Report 10 Sep 2014 21:26

Oh no! Not him surely? What a good looking fellow he is. A pity he looks very similar to Homer Simpson.

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 10 Sep 2014 21:21

Dermot!

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 10 Sep 2014 21:14

Poor Alice was completely out of her depth and was looking for some kind soul to come to her rescue. As she looked across the road she saw a man approaching and could not believe her eyes when she realised it was ...

Dermot

Dermot Report 10 Sep 2014 21:09

in Scotland after the forthcoming demerger

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 10 Sep 2014 21:07

And any help she may need to make her legal.

Dermot

Dermot Report 10 Sep 2014 20:41

knowing full well that us taxpayers will gladly pick up the tab for round the clock care

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 10 Sep 2014 20:33

palace as a baby sitter for a certain young Princes' family

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Sep 2014 20:12

that was a waste of time - she had no passport anyway - perhaps she could get a job up London way in a