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Guinevere

Guinevere Report 9 Sep 2014 12:43

Or was she turning into a lizard?

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 9 Sep 2014 12:37

"Oh well" she thought" I might as well vote "No" too and keep all my options only. Alice bought the wool and decided that if she wasn't pregnant she could always knit dishcloths or even a new bra as the lose change was wearing through the material and turning her skin green...

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 9 Sep 2014 12:34

but she was so drunk she had no idea what she was doing

Dermot

Dermot Report 9 Sep 2014 12:27

voted 'Yes' in the Scottish Referendum

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 9 Sep 2014 12:02

buy some white wool to knit the new baby some gear - however, before she reached the wool shop she

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 9 Sep 2014 11:59

Luckily Elvis was still in the chip shop so bought a portion of cod and six penny worth of chips. The loose changed jingled in her bra as she set off to ...

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 9 Sep 2014 10:39

.... have another drink and dance the night away. :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 9 Sep 2014 10:19

just as it was announced that a new "british" royal baby is on its way, to bolster the lineage.....Alice heard the news and decided to.......

Dermot

Dermot Report 9 Sep 2014 07:52

Gordon Brown appealed for a Scottish 'No' vote because it was not his turn to buy a round of drinks

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 9 Sep 2014 00:07

passed out at such a sight just as

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 8 Sep 2014 23:29

dignity goodbye, and seeing as her apparel was all in a disarray, showing more cleavage than was good for the health of the onlookers who all.........

Silly Sausage

Silly Sausage Report 8 Sep 2014 21:49

and was she realised with great horror then when she fell to the ground and lost her glasses she had just kissed her .....

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 8 Sep 2014 21:24

evening wendy

and sing don't you step on my blue suede shoes

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 8 Sep 2014 21:12

The mouth to mouth ruined her lipstick but the thought of seeing Elvis made her struggle to her feet.

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 8 Sep 2014 21:08

.. and said are you coming? there's a guy down the chip shop swears he's Elvis.

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 8 Sep 2014 20:58

he put her in the recovery position and began mouth to mouth when her boy friend happened to pass by

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 8 Sep 2014 20:41

Evening Shelly


..bumped into the door frame and knocked herself out.

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 8 Sep 2014 20:36

certainly not she said - there was only just room to slide a tenner in there - with that she walked away but as she was leaving she

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 8 Sep 2014 20:35

the young boy standing be hind him say i wouldn't if i was you mate
you may get your hand lost down there

Tenerife Sun

Tenerife Sun Report 8 Sep 2014 20:26

(Ah at last reinforcements....Ann)

Glows in the dark, I bet it stops traffic at night. Do you mind if I just retrieve my tenner?