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Fly

Fly Report 20 Sep 2014 19:38

:-D :-D :-D :-D Munchkin ;-)

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 20 Sep 2014 19:37

The Coast programme wasn't on April the 1st was it ;-) :-D :-D

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 20 Sep 2014 19:37

then you eat them Jem :-0 :-0 :-0 :-0

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 20 Sep 2014 19:36

It took about 4 minutes for him to be rrd didn't it. People know his jokes so why do they pounce on them so quickly :-| :-| :-|

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 20 Sep 2014 19:34

oh shucks... I can't remember what they were! And I can't find them on google!

So there goes the joke!

There are sea food in long shells that pop up from the sand on the beach, if you trick them, and you grab them and pull them out. It was on a Coast programme or something similar!

That's what the joke brought to my mind :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 20 Sep 2014 19:31

I dont know what your talking about :-0

Hope Mr M does not mind :-D :-D

Lets keep it under our hats so to speak :-D :-D ;-)

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 20 Sep 2014 19:30

no I am sat here PMSL, very funny thanks Mersey :-D :-D :-D :-D

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 20 Sep 2014 19:30

I was just gonna say is there just thee and me :-S :-S

Mersey

Mersey Report 20 Sep 2014 19:29

Do you think Auntie Barb has fell on her lilo :-D :-D :-D

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 20 Sep 2014 19:29

Mums the word ;-) :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 20 Sep 2014 19:28

Shusssssssh :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Mersey

Mersey Report 20 Sep 2014 19:25

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 20 Sep 2014 19:24

PMSL :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 20 Sep 2014 19:23

There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day.

One morning he looked into the mirror admiring his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over, with the exception of his penis.

So he decided to do something about that.

He went to the beach, completely undressed himself, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along.

Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with the cane.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said: "There really is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady asked: "What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied: "Look at that--
When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
And when I got to be 70, I forgot about it.

Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 20 Sep 2014 19:22

You little devil :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 20 Sep 2014 19:21

Ill tell you what shall I post it......yeahhhhhhhhhhhh sod it :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Mersey

Mersey Report 20 Sep 2014 19:21

Will send, I know he wont mind :-D :-D

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 20 Sep 2014 19:19

Mersey, what was Mr Ms norty joke??? I cant go on there with me babby :-D :-D

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 20 Sep 2014 19:17

:-D :-D :-D@ Fly

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 20 Sep 2014 19:17

Not quite Fly LOL

I won't Belle its horrible :-0