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maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 28 Sep 2014 00:23

Lady Scozz, we (in our family) have a similar one:

Mrs Hunt had a rough cut punt,
Not a punt cut rough,
But a rough cut punt.
:-D

....and I can say it impeccably :-D :-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 28 Sep 2014 00:08

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry...........

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 28 Sep 2014 00:06

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
Then Shott was shot, not Nott.
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott.

Allan

Allan Report 28 Sep 2014 00:01

A flea met a fly in a flue
Said the flea let us fly
said the fly let us flee
So the flea and the fly they flew

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 27 Sep 2014 23:57

My grandma used to say....

Auld Mrs Hunt
had a cuddy punt
Not a cuddy punt
but a hunt punt cuddy

I don't think grandma had any idea what she COULD have said.

:-0

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 27 Sep 2014 23:37

A tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor:
"Is it harder to toot,
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Allan

Allan Report 27 Sep 2014 23:25

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 27 Sep 2014 23:18

She said she should sit.

:-S

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 27 Sep 2014 23:08

It's not the cough that carries you off,
it's the coffin they carry you off in!

Allan

Allan Report 27 Sep 2014 23:08

I'm the pleasant, er, no, the pheasant plucker

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 27 Sep 2014 23:05

No........Allan's the Plucker.

I'm his mate!!


:-D :-D

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 27 Sep 2014 23:04

Are you the pheasant plucker then Prickles ?...... ;-)

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 27 Sep 2014 23:03

Allan........ :-P :-P :-P

:-D

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 27 Sep 2014 23:02

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late.

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Allan

Allan Report 27 Sep 2014 23:00

I'm not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I'm only plucking pheasants
'Cause the pheasant plucker's late.

GlasgowLass

GlasgowLass Report 27 Sep 2014 22:51

She sells sea shells, on the sea shore.

Or....

I went into a felt hat shop
To feel a felt hat.
Of all the felt hats I felt,
I've never felt a felt hat,
Like that felt hat I felt,

Or...
Betty bought a bit of butter,
The bit of butter Betty bought was bitter,
So Betty bought another bit of butter,
To make the bit if bitter butter Betty bought, better!

Researching:
Brannan/ McGrath/ Kerr/ Jordan/ Finnigan NI and Free State. Devlin/ Lamont / Lamond/ Fyfe/ Pollock/ Johnston/Struthers/ Smith. Scotland. Avi: Hand Fasting or Tying The Knot. Daughters wedding 2016

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 27 Sep 2014 22:48

How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

Allan

Allan Report 27 Sep 2014 22:46

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 27 Sep 2014 22:44

The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 27 Sep 2014 22:43

"Sometimes I just sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits...”

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

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