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Stress prayer

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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 2 Oct 2014 12:32

A Prayer for the Stressed


Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage
to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies
of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

Help me also to be careful of the toes that I step on today as they may be connected to the feet that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always give 100% at work.........
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday and
5% on Friday.

Help me to remember .............

When I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind
me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile but only 4 to

extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth.

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 2 Oct 2014 12:35

:-D :-D :-D

Can I steal it?

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 2 Oct 2014 12:37

:-D :-D :-D :-D

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 2 Oct 2014 12:44

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D. This applies to me today ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 2 Oct 2014 12:44

:-D :-D :-D :-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 2 Oct 2014 12:53

pmsl :-D

I'll pass that on to a friend, nice fella, but annoying when he says "I'll pray for you" :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 2 Oct 2014 12:55

Nice one Mr Bob... :-D :-D :-D


**Ann**

**Ann** Report 2 Oct 2014 13:25

:-D :-D :-D :-D