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Strangest Feeling

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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 8 Oct 2014 12:27

OUCH!!

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 8 Oct 2014 10:44

Allan..... be glad it's only one stalk of celery.......

You could be followed by a grape & his mates....... the whole bunch of them!

Barbra

Barbra Report 8 Oct 2014 10:42

Never mind chuck i am still rooting for you :-)

Allan

Allan Report 8 Oct 2014 10:31

I think that was a Female German Officer, OFITG :-D :-D :-D

Barbra, all my roots have been curtailed ;-) :-D :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 8 Oct 2014 10:19

didn't the French waitresses in "Allo Allo" tease the German officers with talk about wet celery :-S :-D

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 8 Oct 2014 10:17

:-D :-D :-D Barbra

Barbra

Barbra Report 8 Oct 2014 10:16

Allan .you shouldnt be being stalked .change your root when you go out :-D

Allan

Allan Report 8 Oct 2014 10:07

That's really extracting the juice :-| ;-) ;-) :-D :-D :-D

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 8 Oct 2014 10:06

A CELERY QUEEN Mystery :-S :-D

Allan

Allan Report 8 Oct 2014 10:01

Yes, but it could ruin my chances of a celery increase at work ;-)

JemimaFawr

JemimaFawr Report 8 Oct 2014 09:59

Well you have some options

Slap it with an ASBO

Threaten it with getting chopped up and put in a stew

Expose it in the press
IT'LL BE THE STALK OF THE TOWN ;-) :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 8 Oct 2014 09:43

That's ok Mersey :-D

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D@ OFITG

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 8 Oct 2014 09:42

Allan - are you forgetting to take your medication again :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 8 Oct 2014 09:42

Sick celery :-D :-D :-D :-D

Sorry couldnt resist ;-)

Allan

Allan Report 8 Oct 2014 09:40

Over the last couple of days I've had the strangest feeling.

I felt that someone has been following me.

Yesterday, on my way to the shops, I suddenly stopped and turned around; no one there but I did see a stick of celery.

Today, I was in the garden when I had a feeling of being watched. I turned around quickly, but all I could see was another stick of celery.

I think that someone is stalking me :-D :-D