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Is it a "man" thing?

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LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 28 Oct 2014 01:40

Missing wife........

A distraught husband is filing a report on his missing wife:

Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping and still has not reached home yet.

Inspector: What is her height?

Husband: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according to the season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Husband: Pantsuit or dress...I don't remember exactly.

Inspector: Was she going in a car?

Husband: Yes.

Inspector: Tell me the number, name and colour of the car?

Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.

And then the husband started crying...

Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car...

:-0

Allan

Allan Report 28 Oct 2014 06:17

Did they ever find his car? ;-) :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 Oct 2014 07:57

it was you, fess up Allan ;-)

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Allan

Allan Report 28 Oct 2014 08:04

Well,er, my car was still under warranty

My wife wasn't :-0 :-) :-) :-)

Allan

Allan Report 28 Oct 2014 08:06

The definition of mixed emotions

Watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your brand new Rolls-Royce :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 28 Oct 2014 08:13

Women are still disproportionately disempowered.

GlitterBaby

GlitterBaby Report 28 Oct 2014 08:15

If that been my second husband I would have been looking for the car

Researching:
PLEASE DO NOT: send me information concerning your thread on the board as it should be posted on your request where all members can see it. PLEASE DO NOT: ask me for help with lookups as they should be placed on the boards to get the best possible result. PLEASE DO NOT: open your tree just because I have posted information on your thread as I will not be related. THANK YOU. Researching Carter, Cass and Walker in England. Researching Caven, McKill, Sutherland and Will in Scotland.