General Chat

:-(

Are you good at swatting them?

http://www.majman.net/flyswatter/

:-D

I'm not. I'll get the spray :-|

Nope little beggars just fly off!!!

Fly spray every time for me . We haven't had many this year ,although not usually plagued either ,just one or two that want to stay around in the kitchen

Those of us who are semi-keen cyclists are prone to swallowing those irritating mites as we race uphill open-mouthed gasping for oxygen.

There Was An Old Woman:-

There was an old woman who swallowed a fly,
I don't know why she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old woman who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a bird,
How absurd! to swallow a bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cat,
Imagine that! to swallow a cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a dog,
What a hog! to swallow a dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a goat,
Just opened her throat! to swallow a goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat,
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly,
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
Perhaps she'll die.

There was an old woman who swallowed a horse,
She's dead—of course!

*And I'm off now to attend the funeral!

Didn't you try the game? :-)

I'm 'Sucky' :-(

Kills = 10
Time =257.05
Swats = 98
Accurracy = 11%
Score = Sucky!! :-|

:-D :-D

No I couldn't because am on the I Pad which doesn't support the flash player

Second attempt.......... :-D :-D

Kills = 10
Time = 44. 696
Swats = 28
Accuracy = 36%
Score = Decent

;-) :-D :-D

Well Done PH :-D

I don't remember my score, but it's wasn't good :-(