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Bar Jokes
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Graham | Report | 3 Nov 2014 10:44 |
For Dermot |
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Graham | Report | 3 Nov 2014 10:45 |
A sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here!” |
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Graham | Report | 3 Nov 2014 10:45 |
A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender says to them, “I’ll serve you two, but don’t start anything.” |
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Graham | Report | 3 Nov 2014 10:46 |
A pony walks into a bar and whispers to the bartender, “Can I have a beer?” The bartender replies, “Sure, but why are you whispering?” The pony answers, “I’m sorry. I’m just a little hoarse.” |
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Graham | Report | 3 Nov 2014 10:47 |
Two cannibals were sitting in a bar having drinks and munching on a clown. One cannibal says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?” |
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Graham | Report | 3 Nov 2014 10:56 |
A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."! |
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Mersey | Report | 3 Nov 2014 14:45 |
:-D :-D :-D :-D |
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AnninGlos | Report | 3 Nov 2014 14:56 |
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D |
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AnnCardiff | Report | 3 Nov 2014 15:26 |
:-D :-D :-D :-D |
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