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Lost in the snow......

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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 26 Nov 2014 22:07

Subject: FW: Blond in a Snowstorm




A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 26 Nov 2014 22:14

:-D :-D

Nolls from Harrogate

Nolls from Harrogate Report 26 Nov 2014 22:55

:-D :-D

Researching:
Gilmour/McSherry/Boyle/Mason/Robertson

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 26 Nov 2014 23:01

:-D :-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 26 Nov 2014 23:26

another blonde was driving down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a lady cop, also a blonde.
the cop demanded to see the drivers' licence and as she was
delving into her bag, was getting more and more frustrated.

I'm sorry she says, I cant remember what it looks like,

the cop replies, its sort of square and has your picture on it......
eventually the driver finds her square-ish makeup mirror and
offers it to the cop....

right that's ok she says, looking at the mirror .
and handing it back, says
sorry I didn't realise you were a cop!! ;-)

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960