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Santa Jokes.

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Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 13 Dec 2014 14:01


OK!...Mr M , I`ll bite ... Why does Santa not have any children?


No need to answer matey, it wouldn`t do to upset the FRR`s. :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 13 Dec 2014 14:00

what are Santa's motorcycle helpers called?

Elves Angels

Researching:
me and my darling wife at our wedding in 1960

Kense

Kense Report 13 Dec 2014 12:23

Most of them are on that list you posted Scozz.

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 13 Dec 2014 12:16

These are worse than Christmas cracker jokes.......... I didn't think that was possible.

:-(

Andrew

Andrew Report 13 Dec 2014 11:31

How do Santa's little helpers keep fit?

They use the National 'Elf Service.

Andy

Wend

Wend Report 13 Dec 2014 11:29

No Santa this year I'm afraid :-(

He's got the sack :-D

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Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 13 Dec 2014 11:03

What do you call a bankrupt Santa

Saint Nickel-less.

Researching:
Re-searching Barber and Marrow Wickhambrook Suffolk

Kense

Kense Report 13 Dec 2014 10:59

You repeated the first one and forgot to include Santa's favourite singer Elf-is Presley.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 13 Dec 2014 10:54

Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed? He had low elf-esteem.

What Christmas song is this: ABCDEFGHIJK MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ?

No L!

What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet!

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claus!

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf-esteem.