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Modern Britain Nativity in'it.

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Barbra

Barbra Report 23 Dec 2014 11:58

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Tipperary. Derby .Moray. ST. Helens. Bladen /.My Eldest Son /

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 23 Dec 2014 11:56

Very apt Budgie....... :-D :-D :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 23 Dec 2014 11:53

Mr M matey, :-D :-D :-D

Fort ya might like dis mod Nativity Chrissy card to go wiv it ... innit

http://www.genesreunited.co.uk/keepsafe/asset/details/5797540

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 23 Dec 2014 11:46

Nativity in the 21st century :-D :-D :-D :-D

There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?)

She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit?

He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.

One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Ooya lookin at?'

Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.'

Mary's totally gobsmacked. She gives it to him large. 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!'

So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that.

She's like Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are gonna get.'

Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right'

Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that.

But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that.

Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from the East End.

Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoodoin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?'

It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord geezer.

He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You better nashoff to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey'

Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.'

So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an' that.

Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella.

APPY CRIMBO
:-D :-D :-D :-D