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A Christmas Union

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Inky1

Inky1 Report 24 Dec 2014 10:57

While shepherds watched their flocks by night,
All seated on the ground
The angel of the Lord came down
And glory shone around …


The union of Shepherd's has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available.
Shepherds have also requested that due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year that they should watch their flocks via cctv cameras from centrally heated shepherd observation huts.

Please note:
The angel of the Lord is reminded that before shining his / her glory all around he / she must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory.

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 24 Dec 2014 10:58

:-D :-D :-D

+++DetEcTive+++

+++DetEcTive+++ Report 24 Dec 2014 10:59

:-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 24 Dec 2014 11:25

:-D :-D :-D