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HUSBANDS & WIVES SNIPPETS




A Special Package for Businessmen.

An Airline introduced a special package for Business men.
Buy your ticket; get your wife's ticket free.
After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was.
All of them gave the same reply..."What trip?"


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New SIM to surprise her husband

Woman buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the Living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new number:
"Hello Darling."
The husband responds in a low tone:
"Let me call you back later Honey, the stupid woman is in the kitchen.


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Cool message by a wife

Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"


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Throwing knives at wife's picture
Husband was throwing knives at his wife?s picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what are you doing?"
His honest reply, "MISSING YOU."


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Habit of talking in sleep
A lady to doctor: My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?
Dr: Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake.




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NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN
Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to swirl around & no one teaches a man how to choose a wife.
NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.


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Your husband needs rest
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!

husband on computer,to wife(in next room)
Honey, have you changed the bank access password?
Wife,yes dear I thought it was a good Idea.....
Husband,What is it?

Wife,its easy, its the date of our wedding anniversary

Husband(under his breath,,,,,,,,) you beatch!

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Nice ones Bob :-D :-D :-D

Trouble is matey, the hovering FRR`s are going to be hard put to find anything offensive in these jokes.

C`mon! think about it Bob, their reputation could be on the line here :-|

:-D :-D

and Bob's as well :-D

I'm having an evil thought..............

of changing passwords to our wedding anniversary

it's tomorrow!

yeah thought I'd throw in a couple of tame ones to confuse the constabulary

:-D ;-)