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Life after death

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LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 27 Jan 2015 04:16

:-D

Is there?

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 27 Jan 2015 04:18

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is life after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Marion, Marion."

"Is that you, Bob?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times.. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud ~ lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again".

"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"

"No... I'm a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."


:-D

Graham

Graham Report 27 Jan 2015 11:11

:-D :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 27 Jan 2015 11:43

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

Fly

Fly Report 27 Jan 2015 11:55

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 27 Jan 2015 13:54

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Moribus facit homo,

Merlin

Merlin Report 27 Jan 2015 14:35

Was he the one running around shouting Thank you mam, thank you mam, Sorry Sam? :-D :-D

Researching:
Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.

BarbinSGlos

BarbinSGlos Report 27 Jan 2015 15:17

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:

Mersey

Mersey Report 27 Jan 2015 15:38

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
#Be Kind

Von

Von Report 27 Jan 2015 15:41

:-D :-D :-D

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 27 Jan 2015 16:26

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 27 Jan 2015 20:58

Who wants to come back as a rabbit?

:-)