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Foregone conclusions in films.

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Mayfield

Mayfield Report 29 Jan 2015 18:56

In a war movie write a letter to your wife and leave it beside your bed.
You’re gonna die!
Ask Hercule Poirot to protect you as you are in danger.
You’re gonna die!
Ring up and say you have something to tell someone, but you must meet.
You’re gonna die!
Find yourself in a red shirt in Star Trek.
You’re gonna die!
Be someone other than the lead male / Female in a Zombie movie.
You’re gonna die!
Be scantily dressed hot totty in any horror movie.
You’re gonna die!
In most cases if your name is Charlton Heston.
You’re gonna die!
You have a black hat in a western.
You’re gonna die!
Appear in the first 10 mins of Midsomer.
You’re gonna die!


Fell free to add :-D

Denburybob

Denburybob Report 29 Jan 2015 19:22

If you have an English accent in an American crime movie, (sorry, FILM), you are the baddie. Bob

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 29 Jan 2015 23:09

if you live in ,Cabots cove, know Lewis, Morse, or Foyle, chances are.......
yer gonna die

you are the sweetest purist person in a film........yer gonna die

not forgetting Columbo..............yep you've killed someone.......yer gonna die

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 29 Jan 2015 23:31

.....I dread Jane Marple staying......

I plead with aunt Jane not to stay....

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 30 Jan 2015 08:57

Oh! and if a policeman gets up close and personal with somebody then you can be sure they are they are the criminal!

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 30 Jan 2015 09:35

strange how when a building is well alight and they are running from it, you can bet yer life that as it Does blow a carefully executed perfectly timed leap into the air and a dive occurs.

when some one guesses the time it will take for something to explode, sink, fall out of the sky, its timed almost down to the last second

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 30 Jan 2015 17:33

In older films (not sure if it still applies) The baddy always wore black gloves.

DazedConfused

DazedConfused Report 30 Jan 2015 19:51

When in a building and you are in danger, run upstairs, do not head towards any safe exits! :-D

Guinevere

Guinevere Report 30 Jan 2015 19:53

If you're alone in a dark and spooky house and you hear a noise in the basement you investigate instead of running away.

Rambling

Rambling Report 30 Jan 2015 20:02

If there's a group of you who would be safer staying together, you split up and get bumped off in turn.

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 31 Jan 2015 09:59

Oh yes and turning up at the vampires lair just as it is getting dark!
Your gonna.................
I would be there on the dot at cock-crow, armed to the teeth and stinking of garlic!

Rambling

Rambling Report 31 Jan 2015 12:19

Re vampires, it's even sillier when the action is set in the present day, when the characters MUST have seen countless vampire films on telly and should know to carry garlic and a stake, ( or maybe a steak would be better? ) ;-)

Denburybob

Denburybob Report 1 Feb 2015 20:44

Young girls taking a short cut alone through a creepy old graveyard, with a full moon.... come on, how many of us have done that? Not me, that's for sure. Bob

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 2 Feb 2015 18:30

Many a daring deed done under a full moon...........

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 2 Feb 2015 19:20

Now listen carefully, Bond.

She won't be with you during the final credits.