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Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	6 Feb 2015 01:00
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	After 40 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. The wife went into a tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. She went on and on about neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, and an entire list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her passionately, as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up, and quietly sat down in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?” “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Friday, I golf!” :-D
Member Since: January 2011 Posts: 108,908 Send Message	JemimaFawr	Report	6 Feb 2015 01:02
	:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Member Since: July 2011 Posts: 1,288 Send Message	lavender	Report	6 Feb 2015 08:27
Member Since: July 2011 Posts: 1,288 Send Message	:-D Brilliant!