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The Barber

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LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 3 Mar 2015 05:10

:-)

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber said, “I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.” The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop came in for a haircut, and when he tried to pay his bill, the barber again said, “I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.” The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber said “I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.” The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

:-| :-D

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it Report 3 Mar 2015 08:55

AND they claimed for the haircuts on their expenses lol ;-)

Researching:
Surname Fahse. Germany. Essex .South East London My avatar is one of our wedding photos of 1957

Barbra

Barbra Report 3 Mar 2015 09:31

:-D :-D :-D Thats Nice

Researching:
Tipperary. Derby .Moray. ST. Helens. Bladen /.My Eldest Son /

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 3 Mar 2015 11:48

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 3 Mar 2015 11:50

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

Tecwyn

Tecwyn Report 3 Mar 2015 14:40



:-D :-D :-D

Yes - I can believe that :-0