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Kin ye gie me a push ?

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Tawny

Tawny Report 25 Mar 2015 08:22

:-) :-) :-)

Researching:
No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 24 Mar 2015 21:32

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Henry Floyd (g x 4 grandad) Allegedly the heaviest man in England in 1842

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 24 Mar 2015 20:37

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Hector an wife upsterrs, lights oot an heavy snorin...CHAP CHAP at
door....Hector gets up, wraps the dressin goon oan an runs
doonsterrs...Opens door an therrs yer man sayin "pal kin ye gie me a push?"
Astonished an pissed aff intae the bargain, homeowner then goes intae "Do
you have any idea of the time here Sir? It's half past two and I have an
early rise for work and I don't appreciate you rousing us from
sleep"...Slams the door an huffs back uptae bed.. Who was that? asks the
wife...Aw just someone who needs a push and I told them the hour etc...Oh
Hector said the wife, I cannot believe you couldn't help them, have you no
memory of when we were alone with the three kids in the middle of the night,
car broke down and thank GOD for that good samaritan who helped us in our
hour of need...."Oh you're sooo right dear, how thoughtless of me" said
Hector beltin oot the bed an makin his way to the door again...As he opened
it he shouted in earnest...Friend...Are you still there? Do you still need
that push?....Aye came the reply....Well where are you friend shouted
Hector....Ower here replied friend...Oan the swings