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Graham

Graham Report 12 Apr 2015 13:55

I just stabbed myself! I dropped a pair of scissors on my foot. I can't believe how much it bled. I thought I was going to bleed to death. :-0

If you cut your finger, you get a little drop of blood. You wipe it off & stick a plaster on. Job done.

Cut your little toe and there's gallons of blood all over the floor. :-|

My kitchen floor now looks like a crime scene. :-0

Oh well. It's a good excuse to put my feet up for a bit. ;-) ;-)

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 12 Apr 2015 14:00

plonker :-D

Graham

Graham Report 12 Apr 2015 14:03

Thanks for the sympathy Ann :-D

DIZZI

DIZZI Report 12 Apr 2015 14:07

BIT OF A DAFT THING TO DO ISN'T IT :-D :-D

Graham

Graham Report 12 Apr 2015 14:14

Yeah. I don't think I'll being turning it into a hobby any time soon. ;-) :-D

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 12 Apr 2015 14:24

i am trying to find words of sympathy...struggling a bit tho'

man-pain is something i don't understand very well, especially when it's self inflicted :-0

Island

Island Report 12 Apr 2015 14:30

Change your name to something girlie Graham and you'll get lots of 'oh poor you' posts.

Yes, feet do bleed more than hands when cut.

Graham

Graham Report 12 Apr 2015 14:35

It's not painful. It's just annoying. ;-)

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 12 Apr 2015 14:43

Something to do with gravity I think. :-D

Graham

Graham Report 12 Apr 2015 14:56

Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks! :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 12 Apr 2015 15:56

If you expecting us to kiss your little toe better..........

Forget it!!

:-D :-D

Island

Island Report 12 Apr 2015 17:25

Oh go on Prickles. Wee wee wee all the way home? You know you want to.

:-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 12 Apr 2015 18:05

Dottie, it was the little finger that wee wee weeed all the way home.

Trust me.....I knows about these things.

:-D

Island

Island Report 12 Apr 2015 18:15

Prickles...

You is upside down! :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 12 Apr 2015 18:23

Upside down
Dotz, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round
Upside down yer turnin me
Inside out....
And round and round.....

Say oops upside your head say oops upside your head
say oops upside your head say oops upside your head
Pay attention now!

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

RockyMountainShy

RockyMountainShy Report 12 Apr 2015 18:45

One little piggy went to market
One little piggy stayed home
One little piggy had roast beef
One little piggy had none
One little piggy went wee wee wee all the away home

UNLESS 'your' piggys are fingers, someone is WRONG. :-P :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 12 Apr 2015 18:53

Oink, oink!

;-) :-D

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 12 Apr 2015 19:05

must have been the little piggie that stayed at home that got stabbed!

Or was it a "Pinkie".. or even a "Pink piggy?" :-S

DIZZI

DIZZI Report 12 Apr 2015 21:24

NA IT WAS FIVE LITTLE FISHES FAULT

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 12 Apr 2015 22:18

DIZZI sweetie, I think you are getting a little bit mixed up with ... "Three little fishies"


They don't make em like this anymore :-D :-D :-D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE_81urwm5k