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Mayfield

Mayfield Report 13 Apr 2015 09:15

I think the explanation that all these ladies are trying to ignore (just like when we get man flu) is that as we all know men have larger brains and so your heart must work harder to cope with this (and other organs) vast need for blood ;-)

So of course you will bleed more from the lower parts just like draining water from a drain tap on a heating system. :-(

So there, there, you just sit down and have a nice cup of tea till you feel better, you have my sympathy :-D Perhaps a small toddy and some tasty treat brought to you as you recover might be a good idea too! :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Moribus facit homo,

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 13 Apr 2015 09:19

Aaw bless. Is it all better today Graham? :-D

Researching:
Photo spring Researching Somerset, Dorset, Hampshire, Derbyshire, Staffs, Devon, Glamorganshire. Ingram, Masters, Tamblyn, Knight, Warner, Bate, Allen, Riggs, Dominey, Duffin

Graham

Graham Report 13 Apr 2015 09:42

All digits present and correct. :-)

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 13 Apr 2015 10:39

Graham, just think yourself lucky the scissors missed some of your vital organs on the way down. :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz3lwXEGWIM ... There is no God. No single Creator. There is only Creation itself. Creation does not need to be explained ... It just IS.

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 13 Apr 2015 11:03

Agree with Budgie... :-D :-D :-D

PatinCyprus

PatinCyprus Report 13 Apr 2015 13:17

Men have bigger brains and need more blood do they?

Then why suggest alcohol that stimulates the heart and therefore the blood flow which will mean more blood loss :-S

and men have bigger brains - than who or what????????????????????
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Lloyd,Paddock,Cooper,Morris,Rigby West Midlands Salop Worc

Graham

Graham Report 13 Apr 2015 14:57

It's a good job my brains aren't in my feet! ;-)

:-D :-D :-D

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 13 Apr 2015 15:01

Then of course it's not an good idea to walk about in your bare feet :-D

Graham

Graham Report 13 Apr 2015 15:11

So why does my gf think I should do so more often? :-S :-|

:-D :-D :-D

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 13 Apr 2015 15:16

gf....?

Graham

Graham Report 13 Apr 2015 16:43

http://www.genesreunited.co.uk/boards/board/general_chat/thread/1343270

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 13 Apr 2015 18:09

well why not just say "girlfriend"?? :-S

Graham

Graham Report 13 Apr 2015 21:16

Too many letters :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 13 Apr 2015 21:23

I thought it was grandfather :-D

all these postings about a stabbed toe - you want to try giving birth - then you'd know what real pain is like ;-)

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 13 Apr 2015 21:36

You are so right AnnCardiff! When my wife was giving birth it was agony, she squeezed my hand so tight I had to fight back the tears.................. ;-)

Researching:
Moribus facit homo,

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 13 Apr 2015 22:00

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 13 Apr 2015 22:31

it wouldn't have been my OH's hand I'd have squeezed - somewhere a lot lower down :-D

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 14 Apr 2015 09:58

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Moribus facit homo,

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 14 Apr 2015 10:22

I think my wife has just started to take an interest in genealogy, when she saw my post she suggested I was illegitimate! :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Moribus facit homo,

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 14 Apr 2015 12:17

*Wipes spittle off screen*

:-D :-D :-D

Researching:
"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

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