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A short little story to read,

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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 15 Apr 2015 17:18

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 15 Apr 2015 15:17

Poor Ahmed.

May he live long & have many children.

Mersey

Mersey Report 15 Apr 2015 14:53

:-D :-D :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 Apr 2015 14:25

I`m having trouble keeping up with the threads at the moment...
I`m not too clever at speed reading. :-D :-D :-D

Tawny

Tawny Report 15 Apr 2015 11:06

:-D :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 15 Apr 2015 10:40

:-D

......one of my daughters did something similar :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 15 Apr 2015 10:17

For when the threads are a tad slow. ;-)

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.