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Member Since: January 2004 Posts: 9,249 Send Message	Sue In Yorkshire.	Report	17 Apr 2015 13:28
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Member Since: November 2011 Posts: 3,256 Send Message	Graham	Report	17 Apr 2015 12:44
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Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	LadyScozz	Report	17 Apr 2015 12:20
Member Since: June 2005 Posts: 8,791 Send Message	Irish style......... Don't be offended......... I'm not, and I have a teaspoon of Irish blood! :-D Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. In the morning, the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.” Paddy replied, “Well just give me my money back then.” The farmer said “Can’t do that. I’ve already spent it.” Paddy said “OK then, just bring me the dead donkey.” The farmer asked “What are you going to do with him?” Paddy said “I’m going to raffle him off.” The farmer said “You can’t raffle a dead donkey!” Paddy said “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.” A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked “What happened with that dead donkey?” Paddy said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 each and made a profit of $898.” The farmer asked, “Didn’t anyone complain?” Paddy replied, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back.” Paddy now works for the Government. :-D