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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 17 Jul 2015 10:33

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Researching:
Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

Tawny

Tawny Report 17 Jul 2015 08:20

:-)

Researching:
No free man shall be seized or imprisoned, or stripped of his rights or possessions, or outlawed or exiled. Nor will we proceed with force against him except by the lawful judgement of his equals or by the law of the land. To no one will we sell, to no one deny or delay right or justice.

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 17 Jul 2015 08:02

:-)

Researching:
Moribus facit homo,

Mayfield

Mayfield Report 17 Jul 2015 08:02

:-)

Researching:
Moribus facit homo,

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 17 Jul 2015 03:16

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch when the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.”

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too.”

The blonde guy opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping, too.”

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, “If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realise he hated burritos so much.”

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde guy’s wife. The blonde guy's wife said, “Don't look at me. He made his own lunch.”