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New sign at the bank........

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Dermot

Dermot Report 18 Jul 2015 08:44

These rules do not apply to Greek ATMs.

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 18 Jul 2015 08:27

Ha! Many times I have seen BOTH genders at the exit from car parks...... getting out of their car to press the button to open the boomgate!

:-)

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+++DetEcTive+++ Report 18 Jul 2015 08:15

Female 2 & 7 sound familiar :-)

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LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 18 Jul 2015 05:30

A very brave (male) friend sent this to me..........

:-D

MALE V FEMALE AT THE ATM

A new sign in the Bank reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.

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MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the ATM.
2. Lower your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Raise window..
7. Drive off..

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to ATM.
2. Reverse the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Put hand brake on, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN ...
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in cheque book and place receipt in back of it.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to ATM machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you..
24. Restart stalled engine and drive off.
25. Redial person on mobile phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 kilometres.
27. Release Hand Brake.

:-D