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Sorry I can't find the thread..

It would seem to be a good idea to write X Rated Joke in the title if it is necessary to post such..

The most recent one didn't I believe state that but had something like, 'do not read if easily shocked' or similar?

There is a difference.

there was no joke on that thread

just sheer poetry ;-)

Somebody put up a joke thread - with, I seem to remember, GRs approval - some time ago.

The inevitable happened.

Lavender that read......"do not read if easily offended "

Not the one Ann is referring to.

My Resume





1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because
it was the same old grind.

15 . SO, I TRIED Retirement AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

Now that........is good! Thank you :-D :-D

forwarded from Canada......that one, my other risqué jokes often come from Australia.......
go figure....... ;-) ;-) ;-)

Great one, Bobtanian :-D