General Chat

When I'm an old , I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.
Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!
When I'm an old and live with my kids.
I'll write on the walls with reds, whites and blues,
And I'll bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
When I'm an old and live with my kids.
When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
When I'm an old and live with my kids.
When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry I'll run if I'm able!
When I'm an old and live with my kids.
I'll sit close to the TV, through channels I'll click,
I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!
When I'm an old and live with my kids.
And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"

Posted by a member of one of my Facebook Groups..... :-D :-D :-D

I'm gonna take an hour to put my socks on, especially when I need to go to school!

:-D :-D :-D

:-D :-D MTG :-D :-D...............................

I'm gonna get up 5.30 on a Sunday morning and play my recorder !!

5.30 on a Sunday morning haha

I will just be getting home :-D :-D

I am going to say 'Whatever', in that particularly irritating way with eyes rolling, at every opportunity :-D

Chris

Fred achieved that one.

I remember one occasion when he was going through the terrible ninety-twos, that I took him aside and explained that he wouldn't be ninety-two much longer. Soon he would be ninety-three and expected to act like a big boy.

I'm going to lie on the floor and throw a tantrum, screaming & waving my arms & legs like a big mad spider.

Why not? My father did it when he was in his 60s!

He wasn't senile................ just bad-tempered :-(

I didn't have tantrums when I was a child........... NOT ALLOWED!

Think I'll start plotting now, my list will be endless, assuming they will one day live independently! (two sons, 33 & 34, plus older one's girlfriend, still at home!)

:-D : :-D this is so funny I sent it to my daughter who put it on facebook to her sons it has caused much hilarity in the family

I will still be sitting at the kitchen table at 9-pm, still in my school uniform, arguing the toss as to why I should not have to do my homework.

When in fact I could have done it all in 45 minutes!

:-D :-D :-D

Lol

Oh my poor son, what he will have to put up with lol No siblings to pass me on to!

Lizx

Just watched Freddie Mercury's last video, These are the days.....so emotional

I have decided to skip a generation, 3 of my grandsons so far are good cooks, I like the thought of being fed.

Good idea Ann!

Lizx

My wife and I have to laugh when our son gets angry with his son for doing things that HE did at that age.

Stray said she will find me a nice home


ON THE MOON lol :-D :-D

I will also take ALL the coffee mugs upstairs to my room, push them under my bed and NEVER bring them back down.

I may even push one right to the end of the bed, and let a little green furry animal grow in it.

Oh yes MTG! .......... my coffee mugs will also be accompanied by a scattering of cereal bowls and spoons with the remains of my breakfast on them like concrete ! .........

I will also wear two pairs of socks.

Preferably one black pair inside a white pair. If I can be asked............I will bung them in the washing machine, still one inside the other.

Then all the white washing can come out grey!!!!